Alarm Clock Dildo
where a woman awakens with a -rg-sm, simply by setting the d-ld- into her p-ssy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing -rg-sm. men can also use them by inserting them in the -ss.
man! alarm clock d-ld-‘s are cheap!!
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