alarm clock pizza



when you get really drunk and order a pizza online after the store has closed. you forget that you ordered a pizza because you were drunk and there is a pizza in the stores queue in the morning. they proceed to deliver the pizza when they reopen in the morning. you hear a knock on your door while you are sleeping and in the doorway stands the pizza man who just served as your alarm clock.
–knock knock–
ben (answers door): d-mnit blake! did you order a pizza last night?
blake: i don’t think so, we were pretty drunk though let me check my app.
blake: ah sh-t, looks like i ordered a pizza at 3:30am last night.
ben: cl-ssic, another alarm clock pizza.

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