Alarm shit
a sh-t that is so brutal, that it causes one to wake up in disbelief, and usually resulting to one running as fast as they can to the toilet.
jeff: hey man did you get some sleep?
brian: not at all, i was woken up by an alarm sh-t at 4 o’clock in the morning.
jeff: i’m so sorry man, those godd-mn alarm sh-ts.
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