alaskan
a very hardcore breed, born and raised in alaska is the only way known to man to be a true hard-ss. grueling conditions and terrian either makes or breakes men
he was raised in alaska therefore he can kick anyones -ss that was raised in the lower 48 states.
alaskans learn to live off the land and can survive anywere with anything, or nothing
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alaskan: a person from alaska, born in alaska, or of alaskan citizenship or origin.
alaskan: word usually put in front of random words related to wildlife, northern way of living or food, thus forming an expression referring to a somewhat deviant, humiliating or purely fictive s-xual game or habit, usually involving ice feces and oral s-x.
alaskan: lucy just moved into town. i heard she’s alaskan.
alaskan: jenna told me this guy gave lucy the alaskan jackhammer. lucy went back to alaska.
residents of the 49th state of the united states. alaskans reside in a frozen wasteland full of oil drilling, moose, and can see russia from their backyard. separated from the lower 48 and bordering canada, alaskans are really like the canadian b-st-rd stepchildren we adopted.
you know, alaskans are really pretty much just adopted canadians… aye.
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