the katy perry
the art of being incredibly promiscuous, or sl-tty yet doing so by going beyond the limits of most girls. i.e., wearing a decorative bra to a party, a skirt that actually shows your b-tt, and maybe even a rainbow colored wig.
mary: “o.m.g., what the h-ll is jamie wearing? she looks like a sl-t, yet ten times crazier!”
dustin: “that is one sweet get-up. now that’s what i call doing the katy perry! i’m gonna go over to her, catch ya later mary.”
mary: “wait dustin! i thought we were here together, as a couple!”
dustin: “we were, but you’re not the one with bedazzled pasties are you?”
mary: “what?! that’s what you want in a girl?
dustin: “bye mary.
hey jamie, love the outfit…”
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