Alaskan afterburner
after eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you sh-t in a condom and freeze it. cut the rubber off of it and proceed to f-ck somone in the -ss with it. after it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers -n-s.
my old lady wanted to “spice” things up in the bedroom so i have her an alaskan afterburner.
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