Alaskan Banana Split


tie your partner to a brazilian banana tree upside down as you proceed to tear open her/his -n-s with an old hard banana. you then get monkeys to come to the scene by luring them in with bananas and have the apes rape the women so she is loosened up the use the razor sharp banana to penetrate her v-g-n- and proceed to f-ck her brains out. then you squeeze the inside of the banana into her v-g-n-l cavity, and eat out her p-ssy with banana and chocolate syrup on it.
n-gg-r 1: baby can i give you an alaskan banana split?
n-gg-rs b-tch: you bet babay

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