Alaskan Beef Cake
a girl takes a p–p and heats it up in the microwave. then the guy eats it and pukes it up in her c-nt.
“dude. me and phyllis had some kinky s-x last night”
“broo. did you pull off the alaskan beef cake?”
“h-ll no”
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