Alaskan Brown Flower
after a prolonged session of -n-l s-x, the head of the p-n-s is caked with feces. upon withdrawal the recipient is presented with the p-n-s as the caked-on-poo separates away like petals from a brown flower.
after taking sally to a mexican restaurant for all you can eat bean burritos and margaritas, and an all night -n-l session while she was p-ssed out, i capped the evening by presenting her a nice alaskan brown flower.
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