Alaskan Candybar



(a) a person fills their mouth with ice and lets it cool down for a minute or two. they then remove the ice and proceed to give a man a bl-w j-b.

(b) after you take a p–p/sh-t you determine if one of the t-rds resembles a candy bar (it must be close in width and length to a average candy bar). you remove the t-rd and place it in a freezer. at some point later, you can offer it to a ‘friend’ and sell it off as a frozen candy bar.
this is very tricky, but the payoff is priceless.
depending on the situation, you basically don’t want to ever ask for an ‘alaskan candybar’ because you wouldn’t be sure what you’re going to get.

guy: “hey girl, would you mind hitting me up with an ‘alaskan candybar’?”
girl: “you’re disgusting!”
guy: “ohh… no way sweetie, i was just looking for a b.j. not a t-rd candybar”

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