Alaskan Chili Dog
1) empty your bowels.
2) do not flush the sh-t! put it in a baggie
3) put the sh-t (bag and all) in the freezer until desirably frozen
4) once frozen, use said sh-t as a s-x toy, specifically a d-ld-
why purchase a d-ld- when you can perform the alaskan chili dog? its easy, free, and you just can’t beat the pleasure!
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unlike the texas chili dog, the alaskan chili dog is the act of sh-tting in a container of some kind after taking a mult-tude of laxatives, freezing the sh-t over night, and placing the frozen block of sh-t on top of a white girl’s face as she lies down in the sun, thus making the block of sh-t melt slowly all over her face, and eventually crusting into her skin, giving her the jim crow effect.
will not work on black people or mexicans.
john contemplated doing the alaskan chili dog on jane because he was secretly into black people.
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