Alberto Gonzales
sychophantic former white house counsel, later appointed by president bush to be attorney general of the united states. he is notable for being perhaps the country’s only ag who has so completely and consistently disregarded the const-tution and bill of rights. alberto gonzales is infamous for stonewalling congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying “that’s cl-ssified.” his dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst ag in history.
a secret 2002 justice department memorandum cleared by alberto gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do “not apply to the president’s detention and interrogation of enemy combatants”, and that the pain caused by interrogation must include “injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to const-tute torture.” – wikipedia
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(v) to dodge out of an appointment previously made by making the excuse that “you didn’t recall” then, being pressed about your flakiness, responding “it’s cl-ssified”
jerry ducked out on going to the movies, then when i asked him about it he alberto gonzalesed me!
i didn’t want to go to my family reunion, so i alberto gonzalesed out of it.
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