Alaskan Coal Miner
when you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to f-ck her -n-lly.
after you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently – face first – in front of her -sshole for the ensuing explosion. after she’s finished, take off the goggles. you’ll look like an alaskan coal miner!
she really did a number on him. he looks like an alaskan coal miner!
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