Alaskan Crab Fisherman
when you take a bong rip, then while holding in the smoke you chug a beer, then exhale the smoke and quickly inhale a hit of nitrous oxide.
yo tim i just got some nitrous whippets from starbucks, want to do an alaskan crab fisherman an git highh?
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when you put a crayfish/small crab into a females v-g-n- then fish around with your d-ck until it latches on, and you pull it out.
we were bored so we went to the pet store and got a crayfish to do the alaskan crab fisherman.
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