alaskan dick mask


when a man proceeds to -j-c-l-t- on a womens facial region while on a chairlift going up a mountain, she carries on by snowboarding/skiing down the mountain creating a frozen seamen based mask
“are you going to finish that alaskan d-ck mask?”

“that alaskan d-ck mask brings out your eyes”

draymound: “what the f-ck is an alaskan d-ck mask”……… jamaquis:”do you want to go skiing??”

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