Alaskan Firecracker


it is when you sh-t and -j-c-l-t- on a girl’s v-g-n-. you proceed to make her queef, and the force will push the c-m and the sh-t in an explosion, like a firecracker.
for the 4th of july, i think i’m gonna give sh-lly an alaskan firecracker.
when a girl is on her menstral cycle and she fills a condom with blood. freezez it and then uses it as a d-ld-. then eats the frozen blood afterwords
wow, you know tray watched his sister make an alaskan firecracker? how sick!

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