alaskan flesh-light

the alaskan fleshlight is any short of object intended to cool your d-ck as you f-ck it. it could be a wet sponge in a pool noddle. it could be a water balloon filled with cold water.
when i was in college, i got so lonely and hot i had to create my own alaskan flesh-light for my own enjoyment and to cool off.

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