the alaskan fleshlight is any short of object intended to cool your d-ck as you f-ck it. it could be a wet sponge in a pool noddle. it could be a water balloon filled with cold water.
when i was in college, i got so lonely and hot i had to create my own alaskan flesh-light for my own enjoyment and to cool off.
- waffle sister
when 2 friends sleep with the same person.. they become waffle sisters.. judy and susie both slept with joe, so now they are waffle sisters
- toilet seat singularity
a phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals. someone walks in and takes a p-ss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the p-ss due to being underpaid. the next […]
- ron the bird
ron is a bird and becky won’t let him smash, please help ron by offering becky as much blue and yellow as you can to convince her of ron’s worthiness, person 1: lol you know ron the bird? person 2: what kind of question is that
- to have the cuts
to be fire in regards to the aux chord to have the cuts: “don’t worry, i have the cuts!”
- tipsy chilla
jungle juice sold on the streets of baltimore get yo ice cold tipsy chilla cuz, only tree-fidy a cup.