Alaskan Gold Rush
a delicate expression of love in which a male releases into a female’s ear c-n-l. once the viscous -j-c-l-t- has solidified, the female party proceeds to remove the wad of hard c-m and ear wax, resembling nuggets of gold on the white alaskan tundra.
“excuse me chelsea? i can’t hear very well because bernard was kind enough to give me an alaskan gold rush last evening, and i am waiting for it to dry.”
when someone is sleeping, you -j-c-l-t- in thier ear in the morning when they pick it out, the color is white and yellow.
i gave jeff martin an alaskan gold rush last night
an alaskan goldrush is when a man urinates into a a person’s -sshole. for added effect, the person being p-ssed in should have explosive diahrea for an extra effect.
the person who was p-ssed in now cr-ps out the p-ss along with his regular fecal matter. that part is where explosive diahrea can be used for an added effect.
oh man i got drunk last night and made an alaskan goldrush with your sister.
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