Alaskan Gumby
while having s-x you freeze your sh-t in a freezer. then you get green play-doh and shove it in the girls mouth. after that you take out yr sh-t and smear it all over her face till she says ” you mua dawg gumby” then you grab a cup of skeet homemade and shove it down her throat till she throws up on yr chest.
“that b-tch ate all my play-doh when i gave her the alaskan gumby boo.”
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