Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine
take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your p-n-s into her resembling a “piledriver”. while riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her br–sts. and feed the milk to the moose.
best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. this act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of july while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the “national anthem” backwards.
sam: this 4th of july is gonna be crazy pam gave me permission to try a alaskan pancake piledriver upsidedown milkmachine.
joe: nice i am definately jealous. if its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
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