Alaskan Panhandle
when you grow a beard, then rub it into a cl-toris/v-g-n-l area. shortly thereafter, you take some tweezers and try to pinch the cl-t. this is done almost purely for hilarity.
aww, yeah man, i alaskan panhandled the sh-t outta that chick, and she responded by punching me in the b-lls.
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