Alaskan Plunger
when a girl (or willing partner) lays on his or her back, you take a dump on his or her chest, then suction a plunger over the cr-p on her chest, next take a chair with a hole in the seat, and place it over the handle of the plunger (leaving about four inches of handle sticking out of the seat. lube the handle and slide it into your b-tthole, and while bouncing up and down, you m-st-rb-t-, hoping to ‘blow your load’ onto the willing partner’s face and neck.
dude, my -ss hurts so much from the plunger poundage to my -sshole, as i did the alaskan plunger to my girlfriend, but at least i blew my load on her face, and she licked it off.
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