alaskan prairie dog
take a slow steady 50 percent poo, once it’s halfway to the toilet bowl before separation from the -n-s, freeze it with liquid nitrogen. once frozen re-enter the sh-g cave, lubricate frozen stool, insert it into your current c-m dumpsters clam cake until the stool is no longer frozen enough for intercourse. once you finish plowing her coochie make her clean up the p–py aftermath.
i was so super smashed the other night and found my dads liquid nitrogen, i decided to alaskan prairie dog tiffanys punani.
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