Alaskan Shocker


an alaskan shocker is an alaskan pipeline with a latex glove instead of a condom.

to perform the alaskan shocker, you need to get a rubber glove. you need to tape down the ring finger, and then p–p inside the glove, making sure the p–p gets down to all of the fingers. put the p–p filled glove in the freezer, and wait until it is frozen solid.

now that you’ve done the prep work, you can use it to shock the lady you are with.

see shocker and alaskan pipeline
i waited all day for my alaskan shocker to freeze, but it was totally worth it! that b-tch loved it!

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