Alaskan Spank Tank



this occurs when you hit an elderly woman from behind as her oxygen tank slowly leaks into your b-tt causing a relaspe. this is also known as jack-ss 4.
the other day i boned this lady so hard and gaver her the ol alaskan spank tank!

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