when one defecates into a condom, then uses the soiled condom while having intercourse.
i gave her an alaskan steamroller last night.
a f-ck-d up afro-puff “yo, n-gg- yo afro is stanfry”
german for “s-xy” – can be used when one doesn’t want the object of admiration to know what that means, to surprise the listener, or just to sound like you’re talking in a code language and you’re some sophisticated cosmopolitan. that news reporter is so aufreizend – oh snap, wait, what was the news again?
- standing tripod
s-x move in which stand next to bed with chick lying on bed sideways and lean hands on her hair holding it down to the bed as your feet, hands and d-ck form a tripod of support! i gave that b-tch the standing tripod!
- the negro sprint
when in any potentially dangerous or high stakes situation, you subconsciously get the f-ck away from said situation in the form of high speed running, much like black people tend to do when they see the police, hence “the negro sprint.” “man, i was cashing my check the other day at the bank, and this […]
- aunty arms
the loose, flabby skin that hangs down uner the arms of your aunty i was scared, aunty norma was heading toward me with her aunty arms swaying in the breeze. please g-d, dont let me be slapped in the face by them again