Alaskan Surfer


while getting your d-ck sucked next to a flight of stairs, as you’re about to j-zz, pull her back and j-zz in her face — thus making her alaskan — then push her on her stomach and ride her down the stairs — like you’re surfing.
he gave senora welborn an alaskan surfer, and she proceeded to never speaking to him again.

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