Alaskan Tiger Woods
involves a bucket of ice, salt, a polar bear (a black bear if you are not able to obtain a polar bear), and a 7 iron…….one man lies on his back with p-n-s erect the other places an ice cube on top of the erect p-n-s and tee’s off with the 7 iron….while this is occurring another person lies spread eagle with -n-s accessible…another person then begins to jack off counting out his strokes…..if said golfer is able to hit the ice cube off the erect p-n-s and get a “hole” in one into the -n-s the the golfer will recieve a blumpkin from trig palin, if they get an eagle they will recieve a screaming seagull from an acutual seagull, a birdie will result in the golfer getting to take a dip in the pool with casey anthony while playing with chloroform, if said golfer gets a par they must do a mesa verde mudslide off of whoopie goldberg, if they bogey the person will receive a ride on the thriller express….if said golfer fails to get the ice cube into the -n-s before the member of the group jacking off “erupts” or said ice cube melts the golfer must put salt on their p-n-s and let the polar bear lick the salt off with the risk of said bear ripping of said p-n-s off in a rage of fury.
nolan just got a hole in one by teeing off with his 7 iron off of ian’s p-n-s into timothy’s -sshole! he now can get a blumpkin from trig palin! he just pulled of the perfect alaskan tiger woods!
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