when you pee in a girls b-tt get her pregnant and pile drive her down the stairs for a free abortion
pee pain alaskan upside down moose pile driver
- reverse g*y
if you’re transgender but not also g-y, meaning people who don’t know you’re transgender -ssume that you’re h-m-. guy 1: he seemed a little h-m-, don’t you think? guy 2: nah, she’s not h-m-, just transgender. it’s called reverse g-y.
to restore the pre-trauma appearance of skin that has been terribly burned, so that you no longer look like freddy kreuger. “going to see a plastic surgeon for a consultation on laser scare treatment to dekreugerize my arms”
- nicholas wong
a r-t-rd who can’t do math to save his life and is a ridiculously small microwenis. wow, you are such a nicholas wong today!
- lateral bloom
lateral bloom is when two countries with complementary resources form a strategic, mutually-beneficial partnership, resulting in prosperity and a flourishing of both of their economies, education, and people. the relocation of an up-and-coming it firm from bangalore to armenia created lateral bloom for both economies.
- whats up ladies
question a blind man asks while walking by the fish market. blind man: hey “what’s up ladies??” foreman: you r-t-rd, that’s tha local market we are working. blind man: sorry b-tches!. my eyes betray me but the nose knows you filthy wh-r-!