while your partner is giving you head you break her nose, right before you j-zz in her mouth, causing her to bleed. once you c-m in her mouth, tape it and blow pepper in her face, causing her to sneeze the c-m through her nose bleed. and there you’ve got an alaskan volcano.
karlo: yo matt! did you give sam an alaskan volcano?
matt: yeah but i had to bring her to the emergencies to fix her nose…
karlo: that sucks
an app where thirteen year olds lip sync vulgar songs and think they are better than everyone else. 13 yr old boy: hey bae did you see my musicaly vid? 13 yr old girl: duh! were you talking about my p—-? 13 yr old boy: yeah bby lets go whip and nae nae?
means a n-gg- who beats your azz then f-ck your b-tch afterwards. stay down with his n-gg-s and keeps it real. he’s a martez. he f-cked that n-gg- b-tch and aint do sh-t about it. #real a r-t-rd/person who always puts people down no matter what the problem is. he sucks at fighting and punches […]
a person who acts like an -ss david is a pinco towards james
a young person who does not fully grasp the full meaning of the term “intellectual,” and frequently uses it to describe themselves as such in an attempt to appear “edgy” or apart from others their age. me, an edgellectual, describing myself: i stay up late ready philosophy, i only read news from think tanks, i […]
- elizabeth grant
elizabeth grant is a beautiful american singer, commonly known as lana del rey. she is known for her mezmarizing voice and inspirational music. she sings pop, indie, alternative pop, pop rock and many more. her song “young and beautiful is featured in “the great gatsby”. her most popular alb-ms are born to die, paradise, ultraviolence, […]