alaskan wipe


when a young alaskan has to excreate feces in the middle of the snow with nothing to cleanse his r-ct-m with but a snowy handfull to wipe with
this moring jillo was out smoking a stog when a m-ssive sh-t came apon him and he had to use the alaskan wipe to make up for the toliet paper loss

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