AlaskaYoung
alaska young is a beautiful, mysterious and a one of a kind girl. she’s outgoing and spontaneous and she loves adventures. alaska smells like a mix of vanilla and cigarettes. she usually wears flip-flops and tank tops. she’s a girl that loves books and loves to read. she takes good care of her friends and she has many lovers. she’s a flirty, s-xy girl who likes to smoke and drink. she’s the girl of your dreams, funny and loving but yet bad and s-xy.. alaska young is the most perfect girl in the world but she took the straight and fast way out of this labyrinth of suffering..
you’re just like alaska young, beautiful but cold
a girl who instead of being made up of cells and organs and stuff are actually made out of awesome.
the main characters crush in john green’s book looking for alaska.
that girl totally just pulled an alaskayoung moment!!
one of john green’s mythological creatures. written by any other author, she would have been unforgettable. instead she is used in a context where a wimpy kid falls for the pixie dream girl (alaska young), who feels sorry for herself, is not constant in character, is shallow in terms of complexity, is self-destructive but in a really lame way and is “mysterious”, though the mystery is taken away when she states that the whole point is that they don’t know her. she tries too hard to be adventurous, impulsive, bad -ss and instead fails miserably. alaska young is a hero to john green’s fans, who only wish they could date a pixie dream girl but are content with fantasizing about her along with 35 year old author, who repeats the same characteristics in every godd-mn piece of sh-t book he writes. and no, even though he does it over and over again in other books, the pixie dream girl doesn’t get deeper or more realistic. john green obviously mirrors a high school crush and a s-xual fantasy of a girl who never gave him the time of day.
nerdfighter: omg, i want to be just like alaska young!! omg you’re a genius!
john green: i know. i’m sure that the girl i based her on is now wanting to get it on with me because i have money…
pfff no.
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