Alaskian pipeline
when you freeze a t-rd and use it as a d-ld-.
last night,i gave my girlfriend the alaskian pipeline.
to put plastic wrap over toliet and take a sh-t. wrap up log(sh-t)up and put in the freezer. when frozen use s-xually on parnter” minus plastic wrap”
i asked my wife if i could give her an alaskian pipe line. she said, no! you can when h-ll freezes over. i told her, naw when the sh-t freezes.
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