alaskian waterpump


this is a term used in description of a situation where a filatious woman…such as a wh-r- or female sl-t(transvest-te men are included) bends over to a near male(h-rny guy) during a blizzards and starts jerking the mans meat stretch vigorously and when he ejactualates it makes d-cksicles(sperm popsicles)
when i was caught in a snow storm with my girlfriend she gave me an alaskian waterpump to keep warm….it was great.

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