alastair
basically, an alastair is someone who rules and everyone should worship. to be an alastair, you need to be amazing at everything.
jake is turning into an alastair…
no i wouldnt say hes that good :p
the most amazing man to ever grace the face of the earth, makes me weak at the knees. i love him
i wish alastair was mine..
haha you can’t have him cause he’s mine!!!
an alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. its main energy source is apple pie. when placed in front of a camera an alastair will touch its hair.
i wish i could pose like an alastair
chode.
alastair is a chode.
a piece of celery
right, i’ve got dip, carrot sticks, and alastair sticks.. time to party!!
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