Albanian Mudslide
using milk, typically old milk, often with khalua, vodka, and bailey’s irish cream, to traumatize a s-xual partner through the use of lactose intolerance. common practice is to explode in such a position that the other party/parties must immediately shower, brush their teeth, and/or seek out or construct a temporary eye wash station.
the guy wouldn’t f-ck off, but i had some old milk so i decided to give him an albanian mudslide.
i was a bit put off by her interest in a cleveland steamer, so i gave her an albanian mudslide so that, in a couple years when she starts dating again, she might be a bit more mellow in the sack. you’re welcome, future dude.
i let him finish the alphabet a couple times before i did a quick happy baby pose and let loose an albanian mudslide. i don’t think he’ll make fun of my ibd again.
Read Also:
- alca-hymen
the state of mind and behavior of an individual who has not yet tried alcohol. we were pre partying at milan’s and he told me “after you break your alca-hymen you should just go all out and become an alca-wh-r-!” props to milan for inventing that word.
- Alexis ambrosino
an ugly lesbian, very short, very awkward hair, likes to f-ck every guy she sees. leads guys on, but she likes girls. has no friends, and is a f-cking sl-t. n-body likes her cause she is a b-tch. hey alexis f-ck you, you f-cking dyk- alexis ambrosino likes to scissor with women
- Pugo
pugo’s usually seem quiet but instead are actully perverted in the inside. pugo’s like to party, hang out with friends and get drunk. they make great friends and are fun to be around with. they usually wear gl-sses and laugh a lot. “hey did you see that pugo? i heard that he parties alot.”
- alright i guess
what people say when they are at a moderate level of discontentedness and wish for someone to ask them what is wrong. guy: hey attention wh-r-: hi. guy: how are you? attention wh-r-: alright i guess. guy:zomgwhiteknight!!!1!
- Alton
a small town in southern illinois. filled with white trash wiggers, and hillbillys. they do have a small number of black people there though who many of the residents of alton think gives them an excuse to act like their town is the ghetto. many of the residents of alton are lower middle cl-ss, although […]