Alberti
to -j-c-l-t- into a condom and then force a female to consume the whole thing in front of you; a condom filled with s-m-n.
“i made my girlfriend take an alberti last night! it was bad -ss.”
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a type of species which tends to have s-x with women and infect their bodies with his s-m-n. it is a dirty horndog. he will hump and dump women all day. he has an odd fetish though for asian women. he is also a large carrier of s-xually transmitted diseases. so v-g-n-‘s should watch out.
“yo did you hear last week alberti did that asian chick after only knowing her for 5 minutes”
“yeaaa, i haven’t heard from her since though, she’s been going to the doctor’s everyday to get her std’s checked out”
he who likes the boys; he who cannot talk to girls.
waneesha was talking to tyrone and waneesha demanded that tyrone should go and talk to the girls. when he pansied out waneesha shouted tyrone you’re such a d-mn alberti!
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