albertjb


a man/sloth that eats food in his sleep. albert is a man of all traits (mainly black). he is known in many countries as “black-monnnnn”. whenever you see an albert you also hear steel drums in a distance.
“yooooo man, i just saw a fast sloth” “no, that’s an albertjb”

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