term often used to describe an individual that is physically visualized as fat and just plain fugly. this individual spends most of their time staring at bookmarked pictures of women from their school. this person may also spend time masturbating to wizards of waverly place.
im so h-rny right now i could pull an albino stalker. where’s my season dvd of wizard’s of waverly place?
a blumpkuzi is to give somebody a ballcuzi and a blumpkin at the same time. this is a job for two people, it is literally impossible to do with one person. these two people do not include the man who is recieving the blumpkuzi. miles: dude i heard those two girls gave you a blumpkuzi. […]
the art of forming or rolling blunts to fit your way of rolling=] “your blunt has a inch pinch on the end”, “your blunt ends in a skimped closed end”, “my blunt is fat at the end burns slow an hits like a champ”, this is bluntonics
- bob blog
urban dictionary: bob dole’s -sshole
- boberry dankers
when you party all night, the next morning you get some bojangles and get some boberry biscuits. theyre -rg-smic to your tongue, so theyre boberry dankers when paul woke up with a p-n-s in his mouth after that party, he knew some boberry dankers would cheer him right up again.
being exhausted from masturbating to long. mark: yo thadius, why are you so tired. thadius: i’m exhaustebated. i just jerked off for 5 hours and i haven’t even started studying yet. mark: dude, your disgusting.