albino tiger mom


a white mom who puts a lot of pressure on her kids to get perfect sat scores, play cl-ssical piano and avoid any thing in their life that will prevent them from attending an ivy league school. basically a white version of an asian “tiger mom”.
girl: so why isn’t chip at the party tonight?
guy: his mom wouldn’t let him; has him doing flash cards of sat vocabulary words all night. she’s an albino tiger mom.

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