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Albintopia

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• sparrow ass

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• boston waffle

  when a lover defecates on another lovers chest. without permission. then pats down the feces with his b-ttox to make it into a flat surface. then the man -j-c-l-t-s on the feces which acts as the syrup. that guy gave one h-ll of a boston waffle to that b-tch!

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