Albrecht


usually -ssociated with a p.i.m.p and chances are is better looking than most people. also -ssociated with great s-x.
you know albrecht? yeah, he’s a god.
nasty dead thing.
so gross she’ll make your hair fall out if you look at her too long. you do not want this as your math teacher, ever… she’ll make your life a f-cking h-ll.

she refuses to explain anything yet still expects amazing work…
plays favorites…
i f-cking hate her.
she has disgusting fashion sense.
her hair looks like a trapezoidal alien ship.
“who do you have for math?”
“albrecht.”
“omg ew!!!” (runs screaming and dies in a puddle of own disgust)

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