a person named bryan who is super white and may as well be an albino.
has anyone seen albryno? it is snowing outside and i’m afraid we may have lost him.
work=woik speaking in his best brooklynese , sam complained to his wife jennifer that he had to climb da stairs ’cause da elevata didn’t woik . the way of speaking that people from brooklyn are portrayed as having. bird=boid bronx=braunx coffee=cawfee long=laung oh my god= oh my gawd slippers=slippiz i’ll talk to you in an […]
- imperial stormtrooper marksmanship academy
where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. if they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target. your shooting is terrible! hey, i went to the imperial stormtrooper marksmanship academy!
- maddie carson
hot s-xy beautiful and really really good in the bed, loves tyler davis and is very flexible she is like a gorgeous peach. maddie carson is very s-xy
- spermo-nuclear reaction
the act of placing sperm in a microwave before injection into the uterus, in the hope that the child conceived may grow up to have super powers. to this day, spermo-nuclear reaction has always ended in dead sperm, but maybe one day, a lucky mother will give birth to superman.
- fool's strawman
an argument strategy in which person a, after calling person b something derogatory, brings up misinformation on a subject which a person rightfully belonging under said derogatory label would be p-ssionate about, even if the information is relatively common knowledge. if person b is struggling for a reb-ttal and decides to instead criticize person a’s […]