albulgasus
a creature that is part alpaca, part bull, and part pegasus. they crawl out of a pregnant woman’s v-g-n- and are fully grown when they come out. they live to kill.
keilani: holy sh-t!!
jack: push babe!!
keilani: -pushes- what the f-ck
jack: …
keilani: thats not a baby?! what the f-ck just crawled out of my v-g-n-???!!
jack: it’s..it’s an albulgasus
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