crate of beer
where you and your mate rate a women or man. using how many beers you would need to drink to consider sleeping with them. if they was dam ugly 0/10 then you would say she ‘s or he’s a “crate of beer”. whereas 10/10 would be more like ,they would sleep with them sober… 3/10 is still pretty hot but not quite marridge material…. etc…
or generally using the phase “crate of beer” when referring to ” i would have to be this drunk to do anything that wrong or stupid”
oi mate what do you think of this lady coming past ….. mate replies.. mate that’s a “crate of beer ” lol
or
dear diary, i wouldnt touch that guy with a “crate of beer” he really smells. lol
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