Albuquerque Hamby


when you have oral s-x with a girl who has crabs and are then forced to shave off your mustache and eyebrows to get rid of them.
guy 1: “man, i picked up this girl last night and ate her out. i woke up next day and couldn’t stop itching my face. when i realized the b-tch gave me crabs. i had to shave my sh-t off.”
guy 2: “oh man, that b-tch gave you the albuquerque hamby.”

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