albuquerque miracle


this is when you go to albuquerque, new mexico and bang a woman, her mom, and her cousin in the same night; afterward receiving twenty dollars for cab fare from each woman to leave the general area. good luck.
i went to new mexico and pulled off the albuquerque miracle.

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