Albuquerque Snorkel
verb: the act of waking one’s partner by inserting one’s p-n-s into their mouth.
“i’m having a horrible day. john was mad that we didn’t have s-x last night, so he woke me up with an albuquerque snorkel at 5am. i couldn’t fall back asleep and now i’m exhausted and my fillings hurt.”
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