alcohol whore


somebody who, for reasons of age or ultra-strict religious parents (baptist, anyone?), is unable to gain access to the vast quant-ties of alcohol necessary in these modern times to blur life enough that it seems vaguely tolerable.

they crave this alcohol so, that one who is over 16/18/21 or whatever, can get them to do anything in return for alcohol, and the promise of more alcohol to come.

anything within reason, of course.
act 1, sc. 1: mercutio & romeo chat in an alleyway. juliet enters from stage right.

‘hey can i have some alcohol?’
aside ‘looks like i’ve got me a ‘lil alcohol wh-r-‘…
‘sure, i’ve got me an alcopop right here. just get down and gimme 20’
‘sure, boss!’
‘no, not pushups.’

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