Alburz
an incredibly eccentric, strange person, who is most commonly known for their out of tune harp playing and multiple personalities, and the fact they are not human, but koala.
most people, when faced with ‘alburz’ do now know how to react.
common reactions include:
1. screaming
2. vommiting
3. consumption of live young
4. fainting
5. incredibly aggressive, sometimes dangerous behaviour.
to date, 76 people have been killed by interactions with alburz, 17 of which came into contact with the harp.
girl one: omg did you hear about johnny?
girl two: no, what happened?
girl one: he came into contact with alburz!
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